Telephone Meltdown!

I haven't had a scam call for weeks and I get 2 in 2 days! What's worse is the calls followed just after a letter from the broadband supplier so my wife thought they might have been real.  I checked the telephone numbers out online and definitely scams.

I couldn't really physically destroy the phone so I've done it digitally. A mixture of Liquify and polar co-ordinates.