POW!

When I had days off, I couldn't sleep.  Now I'm back at work I could sleep until Dezember.

And to make matters worse, I was working with Powerpoint again.  I have no idea how to make the German version of this play nice.

Me:  I want to move this block of text over here
PP:  And turn it upside down as well?
Me:  No.  Just move it.
PP:  OK - move it, turn the text upside down and make the text the same colour as the background - gotcha. 
(An hour later)
Me: JUST MOVE THE TEXT
PP:  OK - move it, turn the text upside down and make the text the same colour as the background - gotcha. 

I really, really dislike PowerPoint.

Almost as much as Nisha hates fans.

It's very hot here (thunderstorms grummeln in the distance) and when I come in I like to switch a fan on to help with the cooling down.  Nisha gets really upset by the fans.  And inevitably they get switched off.