Jacob wasn’t a gift!

I had a lovely day yesterday and thanks for the good wishes.
Here’s Jacob with some of the presents I received. He wanted to check them over!
I got a book of one-liners so I will include a couple for a few days.

“ My wife texted me after a row to say I was very condescending. To be honest, I was surprised she could spell it!”

“ At school I was often accused of eavesdropping. I just wish they’d had the courage to say it to my face!”