...just hate:

when Lavazza fakes to be a cat...

Sitting constantly in front of the foods shelf and trying to persuade me that he was mistreated, unloved and before everything nearly starving over the weekend. When I replyed that I know perfectly well that this wasn't the case he just gave me his slightly annoyed 'hey, what you're talking about, can't you see that I'm only a cat and therefore can't understand your language?' look. Beloved Bastard.