...have to admit:

that I really really fancy Greg!

Yep, a shame that I'm obviously not made for long-term relationships but he's ace. I think it's a matter of age, not like with the the hipster Goldie, it's like we speak more a common language. And I don't mind the cracks showing up on the surface which came by age (erm, or an unfortunate mishap), he's still looking very smart.

Erm, what do you mean by 'my cameras don't have names'? That's a bit unimaginative...