Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

Satanic offerings

The local branch of the Cult of Dog Worshippers are still very much in evidence. Today members of the Hermetic Satanic wing of the cult have placed a voluminous green bag, filled with their votive offerings, on a make-shift altar on the beach, facing west, into the setting sun. They are to be thanked for making this beautiful place just a little more spectacular!

Yes, the moronic dog-walking glaikit gillieparous is very much alive and well!

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