Authenticity

Handheld shot on mobile. It is Sunday here so I will be as candid as possible, no pretense.
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We can't be friends in real life if:
(1) You have no idea who is Sandra Oh in Grey's
(2) You have no interest in watching The Good Wife, Suits, Scrubs and all the legal/medical dramedies on Netflix
(3) Ali Wong does not make you laugh
(4) You still think Philippines is part of China
(5) You can not remember where you first heard that Hakuna Matata song.
(6) You do not understand why I "meow" to my Chew here
(7) You dance to that Moulin Rouge OST but have no idea and no interest in knowing what the foreign lyrics translate to
(8) You do not know H. Ledger and that iconic boob show by Kate in that movie with one of the best credit rolls in movie history
(9) You have no idea who the hell is Aretha Franklin or Aung San Suu Kyi
(10) You do not get TLC's "No Scrubs."