Diva Incognito

Sometimes someone appears at your door that you don't recognise and they look a bit mad and scary and very damp, cold and a bit knackered.

Then you realise she's your lovely friend and she is actually, despite about 20 layers of clothing and a lot on her plate at the moment, on very good form and up for being blipped even though she knew it was because I thought she really looked like a gnome.

This couldn't be further from her usual glamour and gorgeousness but I can't at this time reveal her true identity ;).