Cupboard love

Dave staring adoringly at Chris’s pork chop bone.

Martin drove past the swimming pool after walking the dogs early this morning just as I was walking home. The dogs looked surprised but pleased to see me get in the car.

I arranged a pub lunch with my friend. When we arrived the pub had no booking in my name but they found us a table. When the bill came we were disappointed to see it was full price as I’d chosen somewhere on the Eat Out to Help Out scheme. When I queried it, the landlord said that there was another pub nearby with the same name doing the scheme so we’d gone to the wrong one. Ooops!