DIAMOND THIVES ARE A MANS BEST FRIEND!

Not a lot of crime happens in this sleep old town so were lead to believe, apart from the odd raid on the Jewellers that is, I can think of at least three times in the past couple of years that thieves have got their grubby little hands on the diamonds, dastardly deeds indeed but with a silver lining, each time it happens I can tell her indoors that the one I'd chosen for her Birthday/ Valentine/ Christmas Gift had been stolen with the rest of the haul, saves me a small fortune!