Bombur is staking a claim

It started off as a mere dalliance, a quick bowl of kibble and a bowl of water in the summer; now, though, Bombur is staking a claim to the garden.

While he hasn't gone the full Neville Southall, he's making a move in that direction. Pretty soon, I expect him to be reclined against the goalpost in full master-of-the-harem pose.

Little do you know what we have planned for you, my friend. Your shagging days could soon be over. 

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