Mad cat lady ...

Yes ... yes this is in fact me . I’ll end up the female version of Mr Trebus ( you need to be over a certain age to understand) ...
I see a cat and I swoon .. I see humans and I get an inner rage .

Oh .. this is our one eyed cat Gabby .. we adopted her from Cats Protection 4 years ago , she was around 9 weeks old , they are not totally certain... she arrived at the centre as a tiny kitten with a very damaged eye.