Comman or garden.....

hey missus im not happy with that clicky machine youve got its too noisy for my wee ears havent you anything better to do

"Pardon? I've no idea what you're trying to say; you need to learn some punctuation."

what are you talking about im never late for anything

"Punctuation, not punctuality!"

one i dont know what punctuation is and two im bored with you full stop

"It's your duty to punctuate. You're a comma butterfly!"

did you just call me common

"CommA, not commON!"

no idea what youre on about but if i were you id dash off and hyphen other gin before your parentheses get home and question mark you

"Thanks. Point taken....."