We’ve been here before

A man is walking along the street when he sees his friend Dave walking the other way carrying a large pile of toilet rolls.
“Hey Dave!” he shouts, “where did you buy those? I thought toilet roll was sold out everywhere”.
“Buy them?!” Dave exclaims, “don’t be ridiculous — you can’t buy toilet roll. I’m just taking this lot back from the dry cleaners”.

Hoho!

Tesco have reimposed new limits of two toilet roll packs per person online, although apparently it’s 3 in store according to this sign. Despite a rather empty toilet roll isle I actually don’t think the stock piling is back. 3 packs is a huge amount of toilet roll still so they can’t be too short. This was taken quite late and it’s a very large isle. Perhaps people have simply upgraded to a more luxurious quilt in these difficult times. Anchovies, on the other hand, are totally sold out – you heard it here first...