In With the New.

A terrible picture of the new black one taken in the gloaming without flash. Do I care, not when Mrs TD paid for it out of her own money. It does look a bit dented but that's purely spurious reflections, in reality it's sleek and shiny. I picked it up and drove to our arranged meeting place and as soon as herself got in it she said, "Oh dear. What have I done, this is terrible!" She's always like that when we get something new, whether it's a roll of wallpaper or a house. Her feelings of insecurity may pass, but then again ........

I'm used to it now; I've known her for a long time.