Too shy, too shy
Oh my god I am hil-ar-I-ous!
My work mate gifted me wobbly eyes.
I’ve always wanted wobbly eyes; I always thought I’d have great fun with them.
Tonight I have.
We’ve had Pie with Eyes.
Apple with Eyes
Hand sanitiser with eyes.
I think me with eyes is hysterical.
I have taken about 30 photos of me with eyes in different places.
Yes, my boobs have had eyes.
No. I’m not allowed to take the eyes into the bedroom!