By dogwithnobrain

Too shy, too shy

Oh my god I am hil-ar-I-ous!

My work mate gifted me wobbly eyes.

I’ve always wanted wobbly eyes; I always thought I’d have great fun with them.

Tonight I have.

We’ve had Pie with Eyes.

Apple with Eyes

Hand sanitiser with eyes.

I think me with eyes is hysterical.

I have taken about 30 photos of me with eyes in different places.

Yes, my boobs have had eyes.

No. I’m not allowed to take the eyes into the bedroom!

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