So, hire a gardener [actually a gardening service that 2 of your oldest friends work for] to trim your virginia creeper.
They dont have ladders.
I borrow ladders from neighbour.
They do the job.
I return ladders and bash the end of my 4th finger between ladders and a plank.
I pay gardeners and audition for Tom and Jerry.
I can tell you my resting rate is about 63 bpm at the moment, as I can WATCH my pulse at the end of my finger.
Anyway, Trump's gone so well done my American friends. Even if sleepy Joe is asleep for 4 years you're in better hands.