War wounds

Rushing about at lunchtime today, I managed to fall full tilt, bashing both my knees and my left hand - and bruising my pride. The Y11 boys I was trying to get onto the field at the time were lovely and I managed not to swear or cry in front of the kids. My left knee is the worst, I think it’ll bruise nicely and I reckon it’ll slow me down for a couple of days.