A Smackerel Of Something

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"

"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"

"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.

Pooh nodded thoughtfully.

"It's the same thing," he said.

(Winnie The Pooh, A.A. Milne)

For a bear of very little brain, he does seem awfully wise. But then, cleverness is often inversely proportional to wisdom.

Yoda knows.