Goose eggs.... Gay sex

Some years ago I offered my over spill of goose eggs for sale at our local Oxfam shop thinking the shells would be good for varying artworks, a bloke came in asking ( knowing that the eggs were for sale) for gay sex or rather that is what in his lovely East Riding accent seemed to say ... You need to understand Yorkshire!
Today someone phoned the shop to ask if we took Fresh Hookers ...
I'll leave it with you , first one with the right answer will have a pint put behind the bar at The Feathers.

Have a lovely time peeps.

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