backblip spree #3

A day of many injuries, even for me. The worst one was spraying perfume in my eye. A huge spritz, right in there. It went bright red and streamed down my face for about 2 hours. I was convinced I looked awful - with one crimson eye that I had to blink every 2 seconds - but my colleagues told me repeatedly that I looked fine. After about 2 hours, when it was starting to settle down, they told me they'd just been trying to be nice. And that yes, I had looked awful. Fab.

I also really hurt my knee, by standing weird. I had to sit down for a while, and then limp around. Limp... with my scarlet, oozing eye. How attractive.