Panic over !!

Knowing I'm going to struggle today for inspiration to blip something of interest, began to fret and worry if I'd get an entry in today as its the middle of my work shift pattern and sleep will be the main subject of the day :/, then the idea lightbulb flicked on above my head, the keep calm app on my phone would make a humorous entry today if I tried hard enough, so here it is, and I hope you all like it ;)