A little Christmas madness.

In another strange yet almost parallel Universe, Group Captain James 'Biggles' Bigglesworth and his cousin the Hon. Algernon Montgomery Lacey fly their Avro Vulcan over the Shatt Al-Arab Delta.

"Biggles to Algy: It's very quiet down there, where on Earth is everyone?"

"Algy to Biggles: Apparently they are all out panic buying again."

Meanwhile, back in reality I seem to have some "extras" to use before the end of the year. So, it being the season of good will and merry making I have two offerings on the theme of "an excess of strong drink". Firstly a rigwelted starfish and secondly a vision of a loss of coordination. 

(Rigwelted is an ancient word for a sheep on its back and unable to stand up without assistance.)