BikerBear's Blips

By BikerBear

The weather ..........

 ............ has been so horribubble today I could only manage to play twirlies with a flower!

It hasn't stopped raining for about six hours and our satellite TV went down at one point the downpour was so bad!!

Smile for the Day

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. 
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. 
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." 
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. 
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. 
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. 
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. 
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. 
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. 
What does it tell you?" 
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

Boom boom.


~ Anni ~

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