FASHION

MERHABA ALL

INSTRUCTOR...OK LITTLE LADY...BASIC EQUIPMENT YOU`LL NEED...
A SAFETY HELMET...FOR YOUR PROTECTION....

STUDENT... IT`S YELLOW...

INSTRUCTOR...YEAH..GOOD GUESS.. NOT COLOUR BLIND THEN..

STUDENT... I CAN`T WEAR YELLOW...

INSTRUCTOR...IT`S YELLOW FOR SAFETY REASONS...MISSY...

STUDENT... THAT SHADE OF YELLOW CLASHES WITH MY DESIGNER
SEA BLUE LIFE JACKET...

INSTRUCTOR...STRUTH WOMAN...IT`S FOR YOUR PROTECTION...
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THE "COLOUR" MAKE???..

STUDENT... YOUR A MAN...TRUST ME...IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE...

INSTRUCTOR...OH FOR F**KS SAKE WOMAN...IT`S A HELMET...

STUDENT... YOUR A MAN..YOU DON`T UNDERSTAND FASHION..
I REFUSE TO WEAR THAT COLOUR...

INSTRUCTOR...AAGGGGHHHHH..

STUDENT... I`LL STAMP MY FEET..AND SCREAM AND SCREAM TILL
I`M SICK...THEN YOU`LL BE SORRY...

INSTRUCTOR...OOOKAY...THIS YELLOW ITEM IN MY HAND..IS FOR USE
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BOAT..AND YOU HAVE STOPPED
SCREAMING AND SCREAMING.. "I`M GONNA DROWN".

STUDENT... OH..WHAT IS IT THEN...???

INSTRUCTOR...A SICK BUCKET ....MISSY


TURK