Scoots, Shoots & Leaves

By TerriG

Really?

You can hear the conversation:

Mom: Where are your gloves?
Kid: I dunno.
Mom: You don't know?
Kid: I guess I lost 'em.
Mom: You lost them? How could you lose them? They were tied together through your coat!
Kid: I dunno.
Mom: You'd have to work at it to lose them!
Kid: (unintelligible sound)
Mom, (exasperated sigh): Next pair gets super-glued to your hands.

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