Move over, Tom Cruise

I could already picture myself attending to all the libidinous needs of the flight attendants. Oh, the gullible youth... 

I mostly took calls from angry customers whose luggage had been lost in transit (including one time a bride who waited helplessly for her wedding dress in St Maarten when it was in fact going round in circles in a deserted baggage reclaim area in Miami).

I also discovered rapidly that the AA flight attendants were already past their prime when the Wright brothers were building their prototype...