Can Hardly Look!

Time you had a haircut ............ said Mrs B!

Clippers? ............... check!

Scissors? .............. check!

Comb? ................... check!

Tourniquet? .......... check!

Blood group? ....... noted!

Patter? .................. I'll gie you patter!

Stick? .................... Stick???

Aye, to bite down on. To stop you biting your tongue ........... they always do it in cowboy films when they're amputating limbs!

I'm cutting your hair..... not amputating anything ........... YET!

......... and stop crying, I haven't even started!

The Cutter