Mad B@%tard

I met a friend today! We went for a socially distanced walk and he jumped off the end of the pier! He does it every day!

I look at my friend with envy, wishing i knew how to swim and i had the balls to jump into the baltic water!

He maybe classed as Thierry Henry to many people but i look up to him as a Superman! Hes a superhero in work for what he does, a fantastic father but im lucky to call him my mad b#@tard of a friend!