Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

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Or as dogs and cats know them fleas. Here we may observe a family of fleas from one dog which arrived with it's owners from that there Lunnun in search of a second crash pad/home. Luckily Police intervention squads on the A30 were on hand to prevent this abuse of the regulations; in the process several officers started scratching, just as you are about to do. The cause of the irritation was boxed, taken to Bodmin nick and placed near suitable accommodation a newly constructed flea house.

The traumatised dog, which had been home to these infectious little bleeders, has now been rehomed with a young family. The two remaining fleas in his left ear are remaining quiet until the heat eases off. 

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