The Gate of Hell

or Slowly Losing the Will to Live. 

19:01 
Agatha casts a few suspicious glances left and right. She has been giving out to anyone who's come within three meters of her faux-fur coat. She spots an opening and dives for the lamb/pork section of the fridge 

19:03 
She is half way through reshuffling the lamb chops section. The freshest one are at the back, it's a well know fact. 

19:07 
The visual inspections of the dozen packs that were at the back is progressing well. She compares colour, thickness of the chops, fat/meat ratio and overall integrity of the packaging 

19:12
She has narrowed down her selection to a shortlist of 5 promising specimens. 
She compares them side by side in turn and takes notes scrupulously. I think she has some sort of scoring system with progressive elimination. 

19:21
She finally has selected the finalists. I feel like we are getting somewhere

19:27
Oh bollix, she has just taken out the pocket DNA testing kit. 
I'll explain to the kids that we can't have pork dumplings this week. We'll have fish instead.