Flying Spaghetti Monster

I worship at the church of FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) and I am a firm believer that if I'm an open minded, non-judgmental and generous person - that I will one day get the honour of sucking on his great noodly appendage. I just can't understand why they don't teach Pastafarianism to children from a very early age in schools!
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