I genuinely considered posting on the AITA (Am I The A**hole?) Reddit today about whether I would be the a-hole for reporting my neighbours having a garden fire. They've been burning random crap for the better part of 3hrs, including 2 items that caused small explosions that scared the crap out of me. The smoke gave me a headache even though I shut all the windows as soon as I noticed. I didn't end up posting because ultimately I know I'm too wimpy to report them whether it would make me a butthole or not!