Whodunnit

The two main suspects have been questioned, they both deny any involvement. The fact that this carnage was found in Bailey's favourite hiding place behind the sofa is enough evidence for me.

I know it's nature but what really p*ss*d me off was that I had only just finished hoovering.

Bye Bye Blackbird

EDIT: The reference above to hoovering was my attempt at a little light humour about this very sad event if it has upset anybody else I do apologise.