For rude farmers, stripes are in vogue

You may recall, the rude farmer next door attacked our beech tree with a huge mechanical digger. Tree surgeons required to fix it at his expense. After lawyers at dawn, last week he also had to fix the fence he tore down at the same time. Done with bad grace and many oaths. 

He only seems happy when driving around in Great Big Machines. So after fixing the fence, he started roaring up and down the field towing a harrow thingy. But you can see from the bits he missed, he was only really out for a drive.