Yesterday I was vaccinated and am now invincible. 
You, my friend, are an unvaccinated youngster stuck in an office talking to some slimy CEO with no morals. 
You are a worm and I am a God.
Surely they must immediately open the pubs for me alone?
You can stick to your can of Stella in front of Mrs Brown's Boys.
Who's laughing now, buddyboy?

(I may be a little giddy)