Well done, sunshine

I applaud the industry required to have transported this trolley from Aldi, which is about 500m or so along the road.

But, I have questions.

1. Why is there a Lib Dem campaign leaflet in the trolley?
2. When and how did the handle get broken? Was it a casualty of the act of discard? Or was the trolley discarded because of the broken handle?
3. What happened to your shopping? How did you get it from the park to home without a trolley? Or did you have a spare trolley just in case of such an eventuality?
4. Did you manage to extract the £1 coin? Or are you sufficiently flush that a £1 coin is of no moment?
5. What made you decide on the rakish prone position, rather than simply leaving all four wheels on the ground?