Dialects

I'm guessing "Dozzem danzt" is actually "Dotzheim tanzt" but in the local dialect.  I know people refer to themselves as Dotzis.

And none of this stuff gets taught when you learn German.

Wir leben Vielfalt & Menhschlichkeit am besten bunt - could translate as "We live diversity & humanity best colorful" but that seems a bit clunky.  Perhaps some native speakers can give me a better translation.  I think "lieben" instead of "leben".  But  I know nothing.

I was on the phone for way too long today.  

A colleague phoned me up with a really specialised requirement.  She had talked to all the specialists and they had all said  "We can't do that, but phone Auslaender - he could".  40 minutes later I had.  You have no idea how good that feeling is.  For me.  And my colleague was also pretty chuffed.  Customer Service - I'm not bad at that.