Desperate

Mick can safely say that since March 2020, that's the closest he's got to a shag. 
Being single isn't a walk in the park at the best of times, but in a bleedin' pandemic, it just gets too much. 

Even Edna and Margaret with the colourful swimming hats can smell his desperation from miles away and swim away like playful sea otters.

If sea otters wore loud plastic-flowers-swimming-hats.