Coming to a garden near you

I've been trying to think of something hilarious to write but I'm actually lost for words! A stand of these fellas greeted me as I left Asda in Alloa last night, after popping in for a bunch of bananas. At 25 quid each they're pricey and my only advice to you if you're considering a gnome purchase, is that they only work as a group. Go for one and it'll look a little nuts, a group of twenty and you're officially bonkers, brilliant.

Once I'd got over seeing the gnomes we had a fantastic night watching a performance of Guys and Dolls at the town hall. Even more brilliant because we had two colleagues in the show who were superb!