Rani Shows A Leg
Rani is the worst/best begger in the house. Every time I go into the kitchen, she appears like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.* It's also the only time she talks to me. Meow, she says, I've not been fed in about a year.
Blatant lies but nonetheless effective. She always get a snackerel from me. Although she could do with losing a little weight. So could I, no criticism from me.
It was Sunday. I bought more strawberries. They are so good. I did nothing else except cook something for dinner.
* scroll to about 2:40 in the video, you'll get the idea.
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