Rani Shows A Leg

Rani is the worst/best begger in the house.  Every time I go into the kitchen, she appears like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.*  It's also the only time she talks to me.  Meow, she says, I've not been fed in about a year.

Blatant lies but nonetheless effective.  She always get a snackerel from me.  Although she could do with losing a little weight.  So could I, no criticism from me.

It was Sunday.  I bought more strawberries.  They are so good.  I did nothing else except cook something for dinner.


* scroll to about 2:40 in the video, you'll get the idea.  

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