When all else fails…
…shoot an orchid.
This one has a severe list to port; I lifted it to contemplate a repot when I noticed a new flower spike starting. Interestingly there's both a flower shoot and a root sticking out sid by side.
SO - It'll have to bide its time heeling over untill it's done flowering; I'll introduce a Pit-prop.
Eventually assorted tropisms'll come to the fore; the root will dip down while the flower continues - - - "Uppards".