'Er indoors required a photo for her work. This is photo 3,122.

No make-up, blue top, sparkly necklace, smile, formal.......negative.
Make-up, stripey top, sparkly necklace, serious, formal......negative.
Make-up, blue top, big necklace, smile, informal.......negative.
No make-up, blue top, big necklace, serious, formal.......negative.
Witch's hat, swastika tattoo, blue top, smile.......negative.
Make-up, stripey top, false moustache, sobbing gently..........negative.
Naked, flicking the bird, serious, formal........negative.
And on, and on, and on........