Basket weaving?

The Ards Man does love a bit of tacking.

His sailing trip today was a lot shorter than anticipated, though, as we were meant to be heading to Troon for a week of Clyde sailing and a catch-up with some of the AM’s buddies. Unfortunately my third eardrum perforation in six weeks put paid to that. (Third perforation...I haven’t got three ears).

Thankfully my GP is a marvel and has got me an ENT referral for next week. My daughter’s wedding is in a fortnight and I’d really love not to have sore ears that weekend!

So the AM will have to be content with sailing in Belfast Lough until after the wedding.....