The boy got sent home from school because someone had a positive result, so I took him for a test. I had to do it and it was ridiculous. I felt like I was on a hidden camera show.
Then the school phoned and said it was a mistake... But even though I no longer had reason to think he might have Covid, after he'd had the test he became Schroedinger's Child and had to act as if he might have. Luckily the result already came through negative.