A Cat With Two Tails

I decided to stop work earlier than usual today and switched on the football.  Scotland are/were playing their first game in a major tournament since 1998.

10 seconds later The Czech Republic scored.

And now I decided to Blip, they scored again.

I'm used to this pain, I've been an England Cricket supporter for more than 40 years.

Oh and in German you don't shoot yourself in the foot, ich würde mir ins Knie schießen (I would shoot myself in the knee).