Visit sunny Inverness!

While the rain was pouring down in many places, the Highland capital was basking in Nessian sunshine today. "The town is open for business," declared Provost Twaddle, "In fact my own shop is well located for butcher meat, haggis, mince and our prize-winning suet pudding. Don't advertise your own shop. Okay, got that. Lovers of white pudding will not be disappointed either." At this point a person unknown placed a large black paper bag over the Provost's head. "It's gone a bit dark. Has there been a power cut?"

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