Now I know I've done a blip just like this already. But this time is a little different. I painstakingly customized the perfect batch of Sour Patch Kids by eating all colors except the gloriously delicious, save-the-best-for-last, red ones. It was a difficult journey, to be sure, but more difficult is waiting for just the right moment to mercilessly devour these wonderful red raspberry bad boys.

Update: I've acquired a copy of Robocop. Surely there is no better time to taste these glorious red candies than during this most awesometastic of flicks.