The neutrality of a proton

As he started watching the match with his mate Ben, Finn explained to me that he was perfectly neutral and was not favouring a team over the other. 
Seconds later there was a big "YESSSSSS!" and a clenched fist, which are both very subtle displays of neutrality. 

For my part, I thought that a high profile football match would perhaps provide the opportunity for a reasonably quiet Forty Foot swim in the warm evening rays. 

I was right. Delightful it was.